In Birdy's Eyes:

JUST FOR LAUGHS

Actual Signs

On a Tennessee highway:

  "When this sign is under water, this road is impassable."

In front of a New Hampshire car wash:

 "If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car."

On the back of a pickup in Trenton, Ontario, Canada:

 "Kelly's Radiator Shop, a great place to take a leak"

At a Santa Fe gas station:

"We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container."

In a New York restaurant:

 "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager."

On a Maine shop:

“Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship."

In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store:

"15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!"

In a Maine restaurant:

"Open 7 days a week and weekends."

In a Pennsylvania cemetery:

 "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."

On the grounds of a public school:

"No trespassing without permission."

On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners:

"38 years on the same spot."

In the offices of a loan company:

"Ask about our plans for owning your home."

On a New York convalescent home:

"For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."

Outside a country shop:

"We buy junk and sell antiques."

In the window of an Oregon store:

 "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"