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Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Recipe’s from Birdy’s Kitchen, Number 1:


So recently at a yard sale, I purchased 3 very old cook books, tattered, with loads of notes written and faded on the pages; I really enjoy old books, regardless of the subject matter.  I paid roughly $35.00 for all three books held together with some string. And brought them home.  At the time that I purchased them, I was just told that they were very old, had been in the family for years, and years …  And her Mother who passed away earlier that year used them quite a bit back in the late 1930’s for cooking, so I assumed that they were cook-books, still unsure what they were, but was intrigued.

To me an old book, is an evening of wonder, better than the television, radio, and most definitely better than any other thing anywhere else, sit in an easy chair or lounge on the sofa, and read. What I found, was that I had purchased three cookbooks, very nice gems.  Yes, they may be tattered, ripped, torn, stained and written on long ago, with the writings faded with time, but absolute Gems

And this is what I bought:
1). The Experienced English Housekeeper, by, Elizabeth Raffald, 1st edition, 1869, all there but the book is falling apart;
2). English cooking, by “A Lady” (but written in faded pencil was Han. Glasse, 1st edition, published in 1747, and again this one is no longer bound, just a collection of loose pages, and wait for it ….  I am missing page 62, but …
3). The Modern Cook,  by Charles Elmé Francatelli, 1st edition, 1846, Publishers Richard Bentley & Son, London, all 306 pages with the addition my missing page 62 of ‘English cooking’ stuffed between paged 105 and 106 respectively.

So, now I bet your asking yourself why am I explaining this to you - the reader?  It’s simple really, you see I’m not really a great cook on my own.  In fact, most people refuse to even try to taste my cooking, particularly when I use ingredients that they find to be ‘obnoxiously invented and inserted by me into my cooking to run afoul with their senses, and deprive them of a few moments of sanity through the general disruption of their sense of taste, and my ability to overwhelm that sense to the point of not being able to taste anything for a week or three after tasting a dish made by Birdy,” and then caution other people not to try or taste my cooking…  

I’ve spent a good many years in prison and believe me: prison food is the last thing on earth that people want to try to live on. So, raw, burnt. ½ cooked, whatever, its food and tastes good and came from my stove. I will still eat it.

However, there are some of my ‘cooking experiments’ that went awry, now a prime example of this, is the bare spot of ground near my residence, where nothing grows anymore, I have used the same spot to throw out some of my creations, where they were not fit for human consumption, even most of the wild animals won’t eat it, and the few that have – died, a few feet away from their last meal …  The grass, bushes and lone pine tree that was there when I started dumping some of my cooking experiments have long since died … so now it’s just a bare spot, even the birds don’t venture to inspect what I put there ….

But, I am good at following instructions from cook books I could not find a coal fired stove, let alone the coal necessary to use such a contraption, and some of the ingredients mentioned, I had to research on-line to find the equivalent of, as geese oil is no longer available and neither is musk of wild cat (the musk is, but the recipe calls for 5 ounces, and the modern day cost of such a product is [the cheapest] $82.50/gram …) which is far too expensive to me.

So, I tried some of these recipes, and had to make some changes to make them work out correctly. And I will reproduce two of them here, that even my fiercest foe enjoyed tasting, and wanted more.

Here goes:

Pale-Ale Cookies:
6 Large Tablespoons of Fresh Butter (Or Lard)
6 Heaping Tablespoons of Freshly Ground Sugar (Powdered Sugar)
3 Beaten Eggs Yolks
2 Teaspoons pure vanilla (or ½ Teaspoon Vanilla Extract)
1/8 Teaspoon of coarse salt
1 ½ cups of sifted flour

Thoroughly cream the butter and the sugar; add egg yolks and vanilla, beat very well. Now, while still mixing. Add the flour and salt. Let cool in ice-box (refrigerator) for 20 minutes.
Then, with greased spoon, scoop and drop dough from 12” onto a cookie sheet and bake for about 15 to 17 minutes in oven set to temperature at around 365­ This will make around 2 to 3 dozen cookies. Now while they are still warm from the oven you can add whatever topping you want, me I added a tiny lump of creamy peanut butter which promptly melted – and expanded to cover almost the entire top with a sheen of peanut butter.  I had to make 3 batches as everyone want more, and more and more…


Whole White Nut Raisin Loaf Bread
1 ¾ Cups of sugar
4 Tablespoons of butter
4 Large Eggs [the recipe calls for Geese Eggs]
2 ½ Cups of Whole Milk
1 ½ Cups of Honey
4 ½ Cups of sifted flour
4 Teaspoons of rising [baking] powder
1 ¾ Teaspoons of fine [table or sea] salt
1 ½ Cups of chopped nuts [your choice here, I used pecans]
1 ½ Cup of Raisins

Mix thoroughly sugar, honey, butter, eggs and milk.
Sift all dry ingredients. Mix these together, now slowly add dry ingredients to the wet ingredients while stirring, making sure that all are mixed together without any lumps.  Now add the nuts and raisins, until they are blended into the mixture.  Pour this batter into a greased bread pan and cook in oven set to temperature at around 365­ degrees for 1 hour and 20 or so minutes, this will make about 2 ½ loaves of bread, wait until nicely cooled until you try to cut it with bread knife.  Magnificent!

So, ends another post, as I will continue to strive for a better cooking experience, I will be posting them here as well, thus I bid you this:

As always, stay safe and be happy !

-Bird

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