Hmong: Lus Askiv koj hais

Hmong:  Lus Askiv koj hais
Ib humorous saib lub English Language thiab txoj kev nws yuav 'txhais' Cia '' s fim nws - English yog ib tug vwm lus Yog tsis muaj qe nyob rau hauv eggplant tsis ham nyob rau hauv hamburger; tsis Kua tsis ntoo thuv nyob rau hauv txiv puv luj English .. muffins weren''t yees nyob rau hauv ces los yog Fabkis fries nyob rau hauv Fabkis. sweetmeats yog candies thaum sweetbreads, uas aren''t qab zib, yog nqaij.

Peb yuav English rau tso cai. Tab sis yog hais tias peb tshawb txoj kev paradoxes, peb pom tias av nqu yuav ua hauj lwm maj mam, boxing rings yog square thiab ib tug guinea npua yog tej nuj nqis los ntawm Guinea tsis yog nws ib tug npua. Thiab yog vim li cas yog nws hais tias sau ntawv sau tab sis cov ntiv tes tsis txhob ' 't fing, grocers don''t groce thiab hammers don''t nqaij npua? yog hais tias lub plural ntawm hniav yog hniav, yog vim li cas isn''t lub plural ntawm lub rooj muag zaub beeth? ib gus, 2 cov os. yog li ntawd ib tug mos lwj, 2 meese? ib tug Performance index, 2 indices? doesn''t nws zoo li vwm hais tias koj yuav ua tau tsum pauv tab sis tsis yog ib hloov, uas koj ntsis los ntawm annals ntawm keeb kwm tab sis tsis muaj ib annal? Yog hais tias koj muaj ib Rev ntawm yuav muaj tseeb thiab xaus thiab tau tshem ntawm tag nrho cov Tab sis ib tug ntawm lawv, koj hu li cas?

Yog hais tias cov xib fwb qhia, vim li cas didn''t preacher praught? Yog hais tias ib tug neeg tsis noj nqaij noj zaub, yog dab tsi yog ib tug humanitarian noj? Yog hais tias koj sau tau ib tsab ntawv, tej zaum koj bote koj tus nplaig? Tej zaum kuv xav tias tag nrho cov lus Askiv yuav tsum tau cog lus rau anasylum rau lub hais lus insane. nyob rau hauv hom lus tsis cov neeg hais ntawm aplay thiab ua si ntawm ib tug recital? nkoj los ntawm cov tsheb thiab xa cargo los ntawm nkoj? Muaj ntswg uas khiav thiab ob txhais taw uas tsw? Park nyob driveways thiab tsav nyob rau parkways?

Yuav ua li cas yuav ib tug slim sij hawm thiab ib tug rog sij hawm ua tib yam, thaum ib tug neeg muaj tswvyim thiab txawj ntse txiv leej tub yog opposites? Yuav ua li cas yuav tso thiab saib xyuas yuav opposites, thaum ib tug heev heev thiab ib tug heev ob peb zoo tib yam nkaus? Yuav ua li cas yuav cov huab cua yuav kub kub li ntuj raug txim ib hnub thiab txias li ntuj raug txim lwm? muaj koj pom hais tias peb tham txog tej yam uas tsuas yog thaum lawv yog tsis tuaj kawm ntawv? koj puas tau pom ib tug horseful carriage los yog ib tug strapful lub tsho tshaj sab? tau ntsib ib tug hu hero los yog tej requited kev hlub? koj puas tau khiav mus rau hauv ib tug neeg Leej twg tau combobulated, gruntled, ruly los yog peccable?

Koj yuav tsum xav tsis thoob thaum lub cim lunacy ib hom lus nyob rau hauv uas koj lub tsev yuav kub raws li nws burns down, nyob rau hauv uas koj sau nyob rau hauv ib daim ntawv sau tawm thiab nyob rau hauv uas ib tug tswb moos mus tawm los ntawm yuav mus nyob rau. English twb yees ua los ntawm neeg, tsis computers, thiab nws qhia cov creativity ntawm cov haiv neeg (uas, ntawm chav kawm, isn''ta haiv neeg ntawm tag nrho). qhov ntawd yog vim li cas, thaum lub hnub qub yog tawm, lawv yog pom, tiam sis thaum lub teeb yog tawm, lawv yog invisible. Thiab yog vim li cas, thaum kuv tuaj poob kuv saib, kuv pib nws, tab sis thaum kuv tuaj poob no tsab xov xwm, kuv xaus nws?

Raws li ib txwm, txaus siab rau lub neej, thiab nyob zoo!

- noog.

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